The Asskisser's Manual: The Art of Keeping Your Boss Happy
List Price: $7.95 e-version
This remarkable manual will help all who participate in the important brotherhood of employee ass kissing, a practice which grows more each day—proof that everything is worth doing when the reward is worth having.
He who is an ass kisser with a Ph.D. already, may see himself entirely and will feel proud to be recognized. He who isn't, but cultivates an anxiety to become one of them, has, at his fingertips, the chance to study and restudy the "recipes," and try to get into the brotherhood.
Ademar Gomes was a journalist and author of seven books. He died shortly after the manual was translated from Portuguese to English.